It's time to get your free EBT cards.

The 3 rules for your black ass:

Always Play GTA

Always be up in there killin' Bitch Niggaz on GTA lettin' a nigga know what time it is.

Always drive a donk

Niggaz don't drive regular cars. We only drive donks because that's how we roll.

Be friends with whitey

White people can be dope. You never know when you can use them for a favor.

Forget jobs

Workin' for somebody else is fo' suckas.

Don't work for the white man

Don't work for whitey. Instead, start your own corporation and pay yourself. White people get slammed by big government and taxes. You don't want no part of that game. Paying taxes is fo' suckas.

Install subwoofers in your car

You can't play good music without a good set of 12 or 15" woofers in your car. Any black man worth his salt knows this. Always drop the bass like a real nigga. You feel me?

Respect the po po

There's enough of us black folks in jail. Enough of that shit already. It's time for that to stop. Never drive a vehicle without having your driver's license and insurance. You have to play the white man's game on this. I know it sucks, but you can't risk yourself going to jail. The costs are too great to get out. Just trust me on this.

Be good to your baby mama

She has to raise your flesh and blood. Be good to her.

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